Welcome to Beaker’s Café, the internet’s only online café.
Hi, my name is Beaker and I’ll be only to pleased to take your order...
I can have your breakfast
ready for when you get in to the office.
Please pick what you would like from the menu and mail me to place your order.
Our friendly staff can make you a drink while you choose from our menu.
Beaker’s Bubble ‘n Beans
|Dianne’s Delectable Dumplings||1.00|
|Flat Eric's Felafels||0.80|
|Decaf Tea (Unleaded)||0.10|
|Taliban Toast (Full Fat)||0.25|
|Taliban Toast (Gluten Free)||0.25|
|Meep Meep Mash||1.00|
Please mail me for your early Monday order.
Recent additions to our line up (hover over pictures for description and prices)...
Quotes from our satisfied customers:
"I used to spend my day thinking about sheep, but now I can't stop thinking about how I can stink the place out with food" - Matt "Mackerel" Stinkpot
"I hated coming in to work, but now I can't wait to get to lunchtime" - H "2L's" McSpaniel
"It's fookin' great yer fookin' bastart! Hoy!! Whit barstart stole ma' fookin' sweaty pies?" - Jimmy 50 Bellies
"Zzzzzzzz" - Jacko
"Is it my turn on the microwave?" - Inch High Private Eye
"Pasty, Chips and Beans Sir???? Ooooh" - Matt "Semi-Sweaty" Helm
"Meep meep meep meep meep?" - Mark Taliban
"It's the only part of the day I look forward to... well, that and going home" - Locko
Comments from other (made up) web sites:
"I think I'm going for a Friday treat again" - www.Al'slittlewilly.com
"Toast say you?" - www.yoda.com
This site is in no way real, if you place an
order which doesn't turn up, feel free to shout at Mark.
Pictures / Sounds are copyright and trademark of their respective owners (Me and Jim Henson).