Lynx!
(Why
waste your time here?).
Updated Wednesday 29/03/06 - More bits added.
Here's some pages that I waste my time looking at, Please feel free to do the same.
Menu:
Fun - & Games - Muzik &
Free-time
- Informative
Stuff - Handy Stuff - Odd stuff.
Search:
b3ta.com A complete waste of time - Thank God for
them!
Scaryduck Guardian Web Log of the
year (ages ago) - Compulsive Reading.
Joel Veitch B3tain Hero, and now on
Channel 4 too. (Beware the evil No Hands).
Everlasting Blort By the amount of good
links on this page, they have FAR too much time on their hands.
Mantlepies
It's genius in the making. What part don't you understand?
Playground
Insults It brings back all those happy days...
Speak
& Spell If you're an old git like me, you'll
remember this gem - Simon Says is due next...
Yeahbutisitart?
Good question...
.... &
Games:
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Mario
on Drugs Fantastic flash game based on Super Mario World (Nintendo
would NOT approve).
Scaletrix Kind
of... It's free, take it!
Hunter "Watch out behind you hunter" is the full title? Those
damned frenchies! Ever seen the film Deliverance? Well now you
can play the game too - Possibly one for the Odd section.
Java
Space Invaders It can be used at most workplaces
allegedly.
Java
Worm This too can
be used while you work (bloody hard too)!
GameFAQs PlayStation2 For if one was stuck on a game, which
fortunately I never am(?)
Muzik and Free
Time:
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House
FM My current fav radio Station, unfortunately where I am
the reception is somewhat sketchy but you can get a live feed from here...
Braces
Tower Seems to be out of action, but if you can find "the
general synopsis" it's worth your
time.
Launch Some music
what I picked (only impressive with broadband or a good link
really).
Good Times The webpage
of God (for God please read: Norman Jay).
Deephousepage.com Great
for downloading HOURS worth of DJ mixes, Larry Levan live at the
Garage anyone?
Trust
the DJ
I've
tried and tested it - I don't think that we can truthfully really trust them.
Radio Times
Sod it Im staying
in! Whats on the box?
Radio Tuner Internet Radio Guide.
The
The
Timeless stuff that's hard to find on the
internet due to it's restrictive name (search for "+the +the").
Informative
Stuff:
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UK News
The Paperboy All of todays papers
delivered direct to your screen.
Sky Sports Whats happening in
the world of sport.
Chelsea More importantly
.
Whats happening with the mighty Chels...
BBC News Do I sound as if I need to know
what's going on?
London Transport Let the train/tube/bus/dlr take the
strain.
BBC - London - Travel How to
avoid a complete waste of time, stay indoors.
London
Speed Camera Database How to
avoid a complete loss of driver license.
AA
Route Planner How
to get to where you're going.
Royal
Mail Where do I live?
Streetmap.co.uk Are you sure I live there?
Ordnance
Survey Maps Find out where exactly you are
(to the nearest tree).
Multimap.com Where am I, and how do I get home?
Scoot Great for looking for DIY experts
apparently.
Beerintheevening.com
Fancy a quick half or maybe just plan a pub crawl?
mail2web For
those moments when your mail reader pretends your other POP3
accounts don't exist.
HTML
Tutorial
Great for coming to the rescue. The online HTML test page is a
Godsend!
HTML
Test Page
The above mentioned online test page on it's own.
Amazon.co.uk Mmm lovely CDs, Games, DVDs, and other stuff that unfortunately I can't get in the
local high street (although you can pick up anything from
a ten pound bag to a dose of the clap).
Translate Great
for emailing incomprehensible rubbish to your friends (and now in
Chinese too!).
Imdb.com The Internet
Movie DataBase, It's fantastic for moments of the "You know
that "I'm just the cook" film where, Whatsername? got
her Baps out" kind. Oh by the way the answer is...
Commercial Breaks and Beats
For finding out what that song is on that advert that you like.
Internet
Speed Test Test what speed you're really getting.
The Black Vault No better section for this
lot, they truly are ODD.
TShirt Hell
Seriously bad taste T-Shirts (a tad puerile at times but
moments of pure genius) The baby stuff is almost reason enough to
have kids.
Crime Library
Guess... it's a Library about... ?????
Stilemedia NOT
SAFE FOR WORK. I repeat, this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. There I said
it! it's sick, it's perverted, and it's free!! (and also the link where I get
most of the visits on this page from you dirty pervs.)
Jacko Has
finally made it on to the net! A friend of mine who wouldn't
admit the same in public.
Locky Another Loser
on the net, rarely updated 'cos he's crap at HTML.
Andrew Donkin
My neighbour who visits, drinks my beer and eats my chocolate (Kids this could or could
not be true).
Mini Home of my baby!!!!
Disused Underground An interesting site to waste
some time on.
Logoed A Good Logo/Design reference
site.
What the Font? Rather like IMDB for Fonts,
simply upload a logo or bit of text and let it tell you what font it is.
Canon Where I buy my cameras from.
EphotoZine Digital Photography news.
Dp Review And reviews of the above
Cameras + Other bits
If you find any links that are out of date, please let me know and when I get the chance I'll try to update them.
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